The dating game is all about the approach. If you dont try you are never going to get a date on your terms. Most people feel a little intimidated when they enter the dating game. They feel the pressure when trying to walk up to someone they dont know and ask for a date. Breaking the ice is an important first step in this nerve racking process in the search for romance.The opening words you may utter will speak volumes. Literally, in less than 10 seconds you will either have set yourself up for life, have a definite date, or be going home alone as usual with your tail between your legs.

The initial step in initiating a date are simple but daunting. Psychologists tell us that people make their mind up within seconds and I think most of us who are truthful will agree that we know pretty much instantly if we are attracted to someone or not. This can be changed over time but why make it hard for ourselves? Why not strike when the irons hot and grab our date on the first attempt.

If that is the case why is speaking still important? Well, looks are the visual presentation and if someone likes the look of us, its a start but not the full package.

Here are some tips :

1) SMILE -   

Psychology and body language experts agree that one of the easiest things you can do to make yourself instantly attractive and approachable is to smile. Make yourself look like a fun person to be with. The look of happiness is an attractive quality.

2) EYE CONTACT -

Harvard psychologist Zick Rubin discovered that when deeply in love, couples look at each other when talking, and are slower to look away when someone else joins the conversation. Simply lock eyes with the person you are attracted to and keep them there, even when they’ve finished talking or someone else joins in,’ advises sexpert and flirting guru Tracy Cox. This way they will know that you’re more interested in them than the other person. If they hold your gaze several times in a row, you can be quietly confident they like you too.

3) COPY BODY MOVEMENTS -

Mirroring someone’s body language is the single most effective thrick to flirting. Just match their gestures and movements. We like people who are like us. If they mirror our behaviour we sense they are on the same level and they tend to drop their guard and let us into their personal space. If the other person is interested they tend to start copying your body language too.

4) LISTEN -

They will feel more important and flattered if they feel you are listening to them. You are making them feel good about themselves and if they feel good about them selves they are more likely to stick around you, giving you all the time you need to impress them.

5) TOUCH -

Touch is the number one instant bonder. A momentary touch can have an electric effect on how somebody feels about you. The more you like someone, the more you want to touch them and the more you touch them, the more they tend to like you.

6) COMPLIMENTS -

Compliments, if done correctly will always make someone feel good about themselves. They are more likely to like you and become more responsive to your advances

It is often said that women are genrally attracted to men who are witty and amusing. This can be confirmed if you look at any dating column request. “Must have a (GSOH) good sense of humor”. A funny, comical approach is always a great opener. Women dont want a 24hour stand up comedian but to break the ice, humor does work. The delivery of this humor is essentially the key, which brings me to my final point.

Chat up lines. They do work, and always will if done correctly. For some, chat up lines are a chore and look stressful to watch. Many  come across as aggressive and foolish just because their anxiety levels are rocketing. Under these stress level they just tense up or communicate in a manner they would under normal circumstances. It is all about practice and confidence. The more people you speak to, the more socialable you become and the quicker you will master it.

Look at chat up lines as an ice breaker, not the foundations of a potential relationship

1) Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

2) If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

3) Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful.

4) When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

5) Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

6) You know that I think about you only twice a day? Once when my eyes are open, and once when they are closed.

7) (If s/he is looking at you)You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare… so what do you say we dance? Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up!

9) A thousand painters working for a thousand years could not create a beauty that equals you.

10) Did you know its a felony in this state to look that good, but if you turn around I’ll let you off with a warning.

11) When I grow up, i want to have a beautiful daughter. So can I ask your parents how they made you be that way?

12) (Sounding official) Excuse me, we have a problem here. You see that table over there? It has one too many chairs at it. Would you like to join me?

13) You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

14) So last night I had the same dream over and over - always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I’m dying to know what your answer was.

15) (In a bar) Did you invite all these people? I thought it was just going to be me and you!

16) Where’s your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head. (Excuse me?) It’s dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.

17) There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.

1 If you could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox.

19) If you stood infront of a mirror holding 11 roses you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

20) When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

21) Your good looks don’t intimidate me. (Walk away)

22) You’re so hot, I’d better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!

23) You know, they say that behind every beautiful woman there is a beautiful behind. Well, your ass is gorgeous.

24) Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

25) You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!

26) Gesture her to come over with one finger. then say, if i can make you come with one finger imagin what i could do with my body.

27) Wait i think someones at the door or is it my heart beating at the thought of you.

2 Sorry but where is your off switch because your so bright in my eys

29) You are so fine and have probably heard all the chat up lines before, so can you tell me which ones worked so i can cut the crap and ask you out?

30) if you were a board game i would play with you all nite !!!

31) Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.

32) Hi Im (your name), just so you know what to scream out later.

33) You are making me so nervious that im forgetting my standard chat up line.

34) I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.

35) Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

36) I hope u know CPR because u take my breath away

37) Wear a helemt love, girl replies why because you be going through the headboard later

3 Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

39) When I see you its like my dreams have come true, and my dream is when heaven meets hell you have the face of an angel the thoughts of a devil.

40) A beautiful woman never stays with one man when he is the wrong man, I am Mr Right.

41) If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

42) Is that a mirror in your pocket? cus i can see myself in your trousers!

43) If I followed you home would you keep me.

44) Can I Borrow Your library Card ?.. Coz I Wanna Check you Out

45) You sit on my face and ill guess your weight.

46) If I was a horse you could ride me any time.

47) Congrats, you have just won the best looking girl contest in the world, and the grand prize is spending a lifetime with me.

4 I must be a pirate because im sure diggin your booty

49) Guy with a Girl!! Guy puts his arm around the girl and checks the tag of her top.. Girl- ehhh what the hell u doing!~ Guy-ahh just what i thought…Made in Heavan!

50) Hi do you Know the sky is grey today?(No why?)Because all the Blue is in your eyes.

51) (Walk up to them and touch them) Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion(mirage).

52) How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.

53) Babe are you cold? ( no why?) because you are hot to me

54) Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

55) If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become?” [the answer] you: ” well to me, I want to be your tear drop: I was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

56) What is your occupation? I would’ve guessed interior decorator–you sure make this place seem a lot nicer.

57) Have you got a 6pack in you ass coz id sure like to  borrow it

5 I’ve got the F, the C and the K, now all I need is U.

59) If i looked as good as u ill touch my self every night baby

60) Id give up all my savings, my credit card limit too if only i could get some interest from you

61) Your so fine, if you wer mine, with you I wud dine, and luv until the end of time…

62) I’m a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke

63) REGRETABLY IT’S SO HARD TO BE GOOD, HAPPILY IT’S ALWAYS SO GOOD TO BE HARD.

64) Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

65) Did I tell you how great you look because you give guys like me a reason for living!!!

66) Every time i look at you it feels like thunder running through my vains

67) Are you the devil, cause your so horny

6 (Bump into someone) If I knew how hot you were I would have grabbed your ass instead of bumping into you.

69) Hello, I am God. Will you be my angel?

70) If snow flakes were kisses,i’d send u blizzerds

71) I’m not really this tall you know, I’m just sitting on my wallet…

72) If you were a laser gun, you’d be set on stunning.

73) Is your dad a chicken farmer? You seem to know a lot about raising cocks.

74) Your mums just phoned I have to take you home

75) If you like men and i like women , we shall be perfect!

76) Do you work in Subway?… because you just gave me a foot long!!

77) Are u thirsty? so am i, that makes two of us! (then wink)

7 Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!

79) Ive got about 50 lines i cud say 2 u… But i want u to like me as much as i like u, & not just 4 sum line.

80)  Are those ladders in your tights or is it a stairway to heaven?

81) Lets see if the springs on yer bead are springy enough

82) Im not the best looking guy here but beauty is only a light switch away.

83) Hey, You were great on BayWatch last night!

84) Dont worry about your chicken fillets down your top coz i feel like chicken tonight

85) Your teeth sparkle like the stars, do they come out at night?

86) Are you Jeff’s girlfriend? No? Don’t you know Jeff? He told me he was dating the MOST PERFECT ANGEL IN TOWN I saw you here and assumed it was you.

87) You know at this angle as the lights hit your eyes [start fixing hair] I can see myself and I look great.” Then smile, and sheepishly say “just kidding.”

8 Hey gorgeous, wanna borrow a dream?

89) What has 24 teath and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zip.

90) I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.

91) I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

92) Have you ever been to the moon? no, well sit on my rocket and i will take you there

93) If i told you that you had a fit body, would you hold it against me???

94) Are you relgious? coz ur the answer to all ma prayers

95) Good looks catch the eyes, but good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED??? Don’t Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it.

96) Please to meet you with meat to please you.

97) I want kiss you passionately on the lips, then i want to move up to your belly button

9 You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.

99) If i was a farmer, id plough your field til next spring

100) You look like my next girlfriend

101) I know Jedi mind tricks. Go home with me tonight you will.

102) Your ex was just too stupid to not admit that there was no flower in the gardens in heaven and Earth that are as beautiful as you.

103) If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

104) Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

105) I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

106) You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

107) Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

10 You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

109) Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

110) Excuse me…..Hi, i’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you…

111) Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

112) If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

113) Hi my name’s Doug. That’s God spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped in it.

114) You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!

115) If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.

116) Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.

117) Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

11 Damn, I thought “very-fine” only came in a bottle!

119) Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

120) Are you always this hot or did you just steal the sun?

121) Disneyworld dont make rides like u

122) I fell over the fence and landed in the puddle of love with you.

123) Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

124) Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.

125) Your so sweet if i was diabetic one touch would kill me

126) (Get as close as you can to the other, then stare at his/her lips) Can you feel it? There is some kinda sexual attraction. Can you feel it, too?

127) Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

12 So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

129) I’m a bird-watcher and I’m looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

130) Excuse me, miss, I`m going to have to ask you to leave. You`re making all the other women look bad.

131) I want you more than a popsicle on a hot summer day!

132) I love you more than an anorexic hates food.

133) There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

134) You’re finer than the hairs on my uncle Frank’s balding head!

135) Why is it that every time you are around, my pants feel tighter?

136) I wish I was cross-eyed, babe, so I could see you twice.

137) Aren’t you that hot guy who was folding towels at the pool last Friday?

13 Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

139) If love was a river.. I’d give you the ocean.

140) Even if someone beat you with an ugly stick a million times, you would still be the handsomest person ever.

141) You need $20 and a friend. Give friend the $20. Walk up to target. Friend says, “You’re right. Those are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.” Hands you the $20 and walks away.

142) Girl you are like a tin of condensed milk: Short, Thick and Sweet.

143) Do you believe in love at first sight? or do i have to walk past again?

144) Is your star sign Aquarius? ‘Cause I need you like I need water.

145) Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

146) You’re so fine, I could thread you through a needle.

147) Hey, I’m sure you’ve heard every other chat-up line, so how about we just skip to the part where I buy you a drink?

14 Jump in my lowrider and let’s rotate these tires!

149) Presents the person with a single rose and say: “I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are.”

150) Do you know why the sea is salty? Because you took all the sweet.

151) How about you and I go steam up some glass?

152) You so sexy you make my socks shiver!

153) Damn, Sugar, settle down. I’m diabetic.

154) Here I am! Now, what were your other two wishes?

155) You’re so pretty I forgot where I parked.

156) I am reluctantly attracted to you.

157) I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

15 If you take me to the movies, I promise I won’t talk during the show. As long as we make out the whole time.

159) You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

160) Is it just me, or are you really cute?

161) I just had to come talk to you — sweetness is my weakness!

162) Every time you smile, you remind me of Bugs Bunny.

163) Nice car. If you let me ride with you, I can show you a place where we can park after dark.

164) Do you want to sit on my lap and talk about what comes up?

165) If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

166) So sorry to bother you — someone at this address called for the man of her dreams, but you look way hotter than the girl I was supposed to be delivered to.

167) You wanna be my superhero and save me from a lonely Saturday night?

16 So you like my name, huh? Well wait ’til ya hear my phone number.

169) You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

170) I’d buy you a drink, but I’d get jealous of the straw.

171) Are your legs sore? No why? Because you have been running in my head all day.

172) As I was sitting here I was trying to guess what your phone number is, but unfortunately I’m not that good.

173) You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

174) Excuse me, but can you hand me that bucket over there! I seem to be drooling over you! Thanks!

175) “This face leaves at 11 o clock.. Be on it”

176) Is your mum a thief, cause she stole all the stars and put them in your eyes!

177) You’re so sweet you make chocolate seem like dirt.

17 Are you dipped in sugar coz you are hurting my sweet tooth

179) Arrr! Your booty shivers me timbers!

180) Do I have to call the police or are you going to give me my heart back?

181) The dress ur wearing is soooo sexy ,but it wud look evan better on my bedroom floor

182) I’m a tattoo artist — can I see if you have any good areas?

183) Don’t you love it when the lights go out?

184) No need to rub your eyes ladies..I am for real

185) Hello, I’m with the local police, and I’m investigating a case involving this establishment; I’m going to need your name, your phone number, and your bra, please.

186) That’s a fine figure. Is it in mint condition?

187) If your right leg is christmas and your left is easter can i visit you between the holidays

18 Could you please take your clothes off? ‘Cause it’s driving me nuts trying to find the bruise you got when you fell from heaven.

189) I was going to buy you a drink, but you’re so hot, you’d probably melt the glass.

190) You must come with a fire extinguisher, right?

191) Your lips are so sweet one kiss and i swear ill give up sugar for life

192) Do I know you from somewhere? You know, besides my dreams?

193) Hey! If you’re trying to get me drunk and take advantage, then the next round’s on me.

194) Do u eat bernard matthews? Because u look bootiful.

195) If loving you’s a crime, I’d like to be a repeat offender!

196) Do you have any tape? ‘Cause it looks like your stomach is RIPPED.

197) I luved you yesterday and love you still, always have, and always will.

19 I’m just gonna skip the corny pick-up line and get straight to the part where you slap me.

199) When God made you he said, “Man, I am GOOD!”

200) Youve got lovely eyes. Let me see.. close them. (Kiss Her)

201) What is taking you so long to ask me out?

202) If you were a lifegaurd, I’d drown just so you’d give me mouth-to-mouth.

203) IN THE SUPERMARKET: Excuse me can you tell me where the bread is? By the way did you remember a few years back in the papers it said that supermarkets are a good place to get off with someone. I wouldn’t mind going out with you by the way.

204) I’m doing a survey on how many guys use chapstick. Can I see how soft your lips are?

205) You’re total eye candy, and man, do I have a sweet tooth.

206) Whats your name? They call me (name) but you can call me anytime!!!

207) Hey baby, nice glasses; but they would look so much better neatly folded on my nightstand.

20 You must be full ’cause you just ate my heart out.

209) I seem to have lost my number so can I I borrow yours?

210) Your hair looks lovely tonight but I know how it would look even better, laid upon my pillow.

211) I’ve got a couple infected sectors on the hard disk of my heart — would you like to be my rescue disk?

212) Here, take my cell phone, so I won’t have to ask for your number.

213) As the wicked witch would say, “I’m melting! I’m melting!”

214) It’s not raining outside it’s the angels crying because one of their own is here with us on earth.

215) Do you have a name? Or should I just call you mine?

216) So, would you like to hear my sorry attempt at a pick up line, or would you rather skip that part and get right to the fun?

217) My what a nasty cold, you should have some Vic on your chest. My middle names Vic!

21 I’m not that good at math, but I do know that: You+Me=Perfection

219) Do you believe in love at first sight, ididn’t but I must have been blind until I met you!

220) Your body is like an hourglass, and I really need to know what time it is.

221) Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

222) I’m in the middle of a really complicated lawsuit. Wanna see my briefs?

223) If you were a door id bang you all nite!

224) I bet you could tell me what 5 plus 5 would equal, seeing as how you’re a perfect 10.

225) If I were coffee, you would be my Coffee-mate.

226) Your eyes are like spanners, because every time I look in them I go nuts.

227) Mama always said the best things in life come in threes. So, are you a triplet?

22 If i had to give you a rose everytime i thought of you i would be in gods garden for ever !!!

229) They call me Milky Way — Pleasure You Can’t Measure.

230) That shirt doesn’t go with your eyes — take it off!

231) Say to the woman can you feel that? she will say feel what and you say chemistry!!!!!!!

232) The human body is composed of 70% water, and I’m really thirsty.

233) They say apples don’t fall far from the tree, so your mom must be hot too.

234) You got a smile that could melt an iceberg.

235) The word of the day is legs so lets go back to mine and spread the word!

236) If God made eveyone equal and no one is perfect, then what are you doing here?

237) Hello I would like to flirt with you.

23 Can I have my breath back? ‘Cause you definitely stole it!

239) Excuse me, I wanted to tell you that I fancy you, but I am too scared to admit it.

240) I can take one look at you and tell you’ve heard every line in the book, so one more shouldn’t hurt, right?

241) If you were on the dollar menu at McDonalds, I’d take about 3 of you to go.

242) Your eyes are like stars, i feel like im flying in the sky. to me your heart is the sun and ur ass is the moon!

243) I’m a little worried you’re not getting enough Vitamin Me.

244) I wana get with you, you wana get with me, I know I’m at least half right so how about it…

245) Can you feel the eyes on you in this room? They belong to me.

246) Are you staring at me? If you are, do you mind if I stare back?

247) Do you have some spare change? I need to call your mother and thank her for delivering such a beautiful creature into this world.

24 I think i need a map,coz im gettin lost in ur eyes!

249) Is yer daddy a mechanic? ‘Cuz yuns got a fine-tuned body!

250) f**k me if im wrong but are u elvis

251) Excuse my behavior. It’s just that, when I’m around you, I get like Madonna in the movies, I don’t know how to act.

252) I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast

253) Y’know, pilots always make better approaches, so am I cleared to land?

254) The little people behind my eyes that yell at my brain told me to tell you just how sexy you are.

255) So, I have this tounge ring, see, and I was wondering if I kissed you, would you tell me if it feels good?

256) I cant live without you, because a man cant live withhout his heart.

257) Do you work at a bank? ‘Cause you sure raised my interest.

25 Wow, look at that, our hands fit together perfectly. How odd.

259) I was going to ask for a light, but you have already lit my fire!

260) If I had a cloning machine, I would make one of you for every day of the week.

261) You look like you’re a scientist, wanna experiment?

262) Is your purse big enough for the keys for my mercedes

263) Are you from Tennessee because you are the only ten-i-see

264) If you were any sweeter, there’d be a Wanted poster for you down at the candy store.

265) WHEN I WAS YOUNG I HAD A FAIRY GOD MOTHER AND SHE SAID WHEN YOU GROW UP YOU CAN EITHER HAVE A REALLY LONG MEMORY OR A REALLY LONG WILLY BUT TO BE HONEST I CANT REMEMBER WAT I SAID NOW

266) Know what I like about citrus? It contains both U and I.

267) The voices in my head want your phone number.

26 I think you would look good in my arms.

269) You’re just a nobody. And nobody’s perfect.

270) I thought i was gay but i saw you and thought i should reconsider!!!

271) I know how to make your ex-boyfriend jealous.

272) Romeo would’ve ditched her for you.

273) Are you up for some FUN tonight becasue i have the F and the N now all i need is U.

274) The man of your dreams was on his way, but I beat the crap out of him so I could get to you first.

275) I waited my whole life to date the girl of my dreams, but I dumped that chick when I saw you.

276) If you were a public toilet, you’d be a PortaHottie.

277) I’m a man of few words, so…my place or yours?

27 Um. Dammit. I had the perfect pickup line walking over here, but you smiled at me and I totally forgot what it was.

279) I thought there were only seven wonders of the world.

280) babe your soo fine i want to take you and plant a hole field of you.

281) I’ve broken both my legs falling for you.

282) Hey, baby, we should ma…I mean date. We should date!

283) You are so hot, you make lava look cold.

284) You’re so beautiful, I’m surprised God didn’t keep you for himself.

285) Do you mind if I get a picture of you so I can prove to my friends that angels really do exist?

286) My tongue is tired can i rest it on yours

287) You’re so hot, you must be behind global warming.

28 Mind if I check your dental work with a few kisses?

289) Are you free tonight or do i have to pay

290) You typed up is what they call “Fine Print.”

291) You have been summond to cupids court for being ultra fit, and trespassing in my fantasies! If found guilty you are sentenced to life with me! HOW DO U PLEAD?

292) Walk up to the object of your affection and look at them for a few seconds. Then: I can’t believe they lied to me! Angels don’t have wings!

293) If i had one wish for xmas it would be to have you

294) The name’s Right. Mr. Right. And I hear you’ve been looking for me for quite some time.

295) Hey, if you’re lucky, I’ll take you back to my planet with me.

296) Wanna date? I don’t care if you say yes or no. Just hearing your voice’ll make it all worthwhile.

297) Wanna go fog up the windows in my car?

29 I was just wondering, is your last name Gillette? ‘Cause you look like the best a man can get!

299) You are one fine piece of real estate, and I need to get me some land.

300) If you made me any happier, I’d be twins.

301) You need to stop, drop, and roll, ’cause you are on FIRE!

302) Four out five dentists recommend that we do mouth-to-mouth. Now.

303) Pick a number between 1 and 10. Sorry, you guessed wrong.. now you have to kiss me.

304) I wanna kiss you ’til the cows come home. I don’t have any cows, though, so we might be here a while.

305) You’re so hot you make eskimos want air conditioners.

306) You’d look just like Venus de Milo if you didn’t have any arms.

307) Two rockets are leaving the Earth’s atmosphere at the same time. Both need to travel 100,000,000 miles. If Rocket A is going 100,000 miles an hour and Rocket B is going 90,000 miles an hour, how long will it take for you to go out with me?

30 I bet you your phone number that you can’t smile.

309) Your magnetic field aligns my spin towards you, babe!

310) So, tell me, angel, what’s Heaven like? I just wanted an insider’s opinion.

311) If I rub you, will I get three wishes?

312) Excuse me, have you seen my Nobel Prize? I seem to have lost it.

313) Do you have a rocket? ‘Cause I wanna be your space cadet!

314) Hey, baby didn’t I see you on America’s Most Hottest?

315) Your name must be Nike, ’cause I wanna just do it.

316) It takes a lot of money to look this cheap, sweetheart. Wanna take me out?

317) If I made an obnoxious, sophomoric pun about your body, would you hold it against me?

31 I love you more than my Momma likes my Daddy!

319) Your name must be McDonalds, ’cause I’m lovin’ it!

320) My friends call me Sugar Lips, want to find out why?

321) Are you available? ‘Cause my life is severely lacking in the hot guys department.

322) Hey, baby were you born in a brewery? ‘Cause it looks like someone has bottled perfection.

323) I can’t see over this crowd, wanna give me a boost?

324) Are you SURE you’re not the goddess of lust?

325) Could you be a little less pretty, please? There are people here with weak hearts.

326) I’m having boyfriend problems. Do you want to be the solution?

327) I hope I’m not being forward, but will you marry me?

32 Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

329) If I were a frog, you’d be the first lilypad I’d jump on.

330) I can tie a cherry stem in a knot using only my tongue, wanna see?

331) Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary again?

332) With a smile like yours, it must be hard for you dentist to keep his job.

333) You’re trying way too hard to impress me, but I sorta like it anyway.

334) I’ve officially changed my name to Fun — wanna have me?

335) If we were in Never-Never Land, you’d be my Happy Thought.

336) I seem to have misplaced my contact in your ear. Mind if I fish it out with my tongue?

337) What are you doing for the rest of my life?

33 My friends call me Coffee, ’cause I grind so fine.

339) Damn! Who whacked you with the sexy stick?

340) I can lick my own back!

341) How about we lock lips and throw away the key?

342) Can I scrub my clothes on your abs?

343) If good looks were minutes, you’d be one hell of a long day!

344) The record for the longest kiss is 30 hours, 59 minutes, 27 seconds. Wanna break it?

345) Were you born hot, or did it develop as you grew?

346) My imaginary friend thinks you’re beautiful.

347) I’m sorry, did you just wink at me, or was that something in your eye?

34 Why talk when there are so many other fun things we can do with our mouths?

349) You don’t want to lose this napkin — it’s got my number on it.

350) Get ya coat, luv. You’ve pulled.

351) If your body were the ocean, I’d be paddling around in you 24/7.

352) So, where do you hide your wings, angel baby?

353) Are you available this Christmas? I need an angel for the top of my tree.

354) I’ve got a new ChapStick on my lips. Wanna try it?

355) So, what level of cute did you say you were again?

356) Mind if I check your femoral pulse?

357) If you were any sweeter, I’d be falling into a diabetic coma.

35 Count the stars. I’ll leave when you’re done.

359) I never walk up to strangers like this — don’t make me not want to do it again.

360) If looks could kill, you’d be on America’s Most Wanted.

361) You look chilly. Want to use me as a blanket?

362) Your eyes are like a vacuum — they just keep sucking me in!

363) If we were playing Spades, you’d be all Aces.

364) I always wanted to make one of the sports teams when I was in high school, but I never did. Would you teach me how to play tonsil hockey so I can make my athletic dream come true?

365) Your mouth is fascinating. Would you mind showing me how it works?

366) I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

367) The only difference between you and Malibu Barbie is that you’re lifesize.

36 Britney and Justin broke up, but I bet we could make it work

369) I’m red, you’re blue. Let’s make purple.

370) You’re so hot, I’m getting tan just standing next to you.

371) Hey, can I get your number? ‘Cause I just lost my girlfriends.

372) I’m jealous of germs, because they get to be with you all of the time.

373) My mom says I’m handsome — what do you think?

374) My only goal in life is to make you smile.

375) You know those long walks on the beach everyone’s always talking about? We should take one sometime.

376) If you were a pair of pants, I’d wear you out.

377) I have a job, money, a house, a car, and a dog. Will you be moving in today or tomorrow?

37

379) I bet girls are all over you like ugly on an Osbourne.

380) You’re hotter than a hundred pink flamingoes stranded on a sunny Florida sandbar.

381) Girl: Are you Spider-Man?Guy: Uh, why?
Girl: Because I’ve been caught up in the web of your charm.

382) Is there an airport nearby, or is that roaring sound just my heart just taking off?

383) I have a flirting test tomorrow — wanna help me study?

384) My friends tell me I talk too much — wanna help me otherwise occupy my mouth?

385) My multiple personalities would like to know which one of us you’d like to date.

386) Are you sure you’re not Angelina Jolie?

387) Heya. My friend back there wants to know if you think I’m hot.

38 I’d give you the key to my heart, but I think you already picked the lock.

389) Your name must be Petri, ’cause you’re a dish!

390) If you were one of the seven dwarfs, I’d have to call you “Sexy.”

391) My friends call me Skittles — wanna taste the rainbow?

392) Do you come with instructions?

393) My boyfriend said it’s okay if I date other people while he’s in prison.

394) A butt that fine should be illegal.

395) That’s okay — you can keep talking. I like watching your mouth move.

396) My tongue hurts. Can you kiss it better?

397) No, I’m not pointing the remote the wrong way. I’m trying to turn you on!

39 I apologize for staring at you from across the room all night long. I should have gotten a better seat hours ago.

399) Please don’t leave — just talking to you is making me the envy of all my friends.

400) I’m a sucker for nice eyes — I hope you are, too.

401) Could you help me out of this straitjacket, please?

402) You might as well forget about makin’ it to Heaven, darlin’, ’cause it’s a sin to look that good.

403) There you are! Where have you been? You were supposed to be in my bed five minutes ago!

404) Damn — all those curves, and me with no brakes!

405) Your name’s Candice? So, that means I can call you Candice? Great, what time?

406) You probably can’t tell by looking at me, but I can run really fast!

407) I know you think I’m cute, but you can go ahead and tell me anyway.

40 Why aren’t you modelling for fashion magazines?

409) I don’t know much about you, but I’m willing to work on that if you’re willing to give me your phone number.

410) I’m here, you’re here — we already have something in common!

411) You know why I see a psychatrist, don’t you? It’s because I’m crazy about you!

412) Don’t tell me how good you are — show me!

413) I wish I were a tree and you were a dog, ’cause then I’d get a lot of attention from you.

414) I’ve got a Swanson’s dinner in the freezer with your name on it!

415) Every year I ask Santa for the girl of my dreams, but every year he keeps forgetting to put you under my tree.

416) Be quiet! The clouds are sleeping. Now I have to whisper. And you, too.

417) You be Romeo, I’ll be Juliet, and we’ll just skip ahead to the kissing part, okay?

41 if you were a board game i would play with you all nite !!!

419) The course of true love never does run smooth. But that’s okay, ’cause I’m looking forward to a long, bumpy ride with you.

420) It’s women like you that make me believe in God.

421) Could I take your picture, so that I can look at the girl of my dreams more than once.

422) Is there a Rainbow somewhere? Because you’re certainly the treasure I’ve been searching for.

423) Your body is a wonderland. Can I be Alice?

424) If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for fear of losing you.

425) You’re so sweet, you’re gonna put sugar out of business.

426) I tattooed this bar code on my arm so you could check me out.

427) You are so beautiful, hand in hand we could walk into a sunset and people would stop and say “What alovely couple they are”, and it would all be because of YOU.

42 You know what they say about beauty… it protects against all evil. Well, with you I feel really safe!

429) You remind me of a compass; because I’d be lost without you.

430) I’m a masochist, and you make my eyes hurt. We’re perfect for each other!

431) Do you come here often? You could do; With me.

432) You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.

433) Wow! Do you think we were married in a past life?

434) Can I have your phone number so my roommates know where to reach me in the morning?

435) Would you like to stroke my lucky scrotum?

436) Excuse me, could you tell me why girls always say that they want the nice guy but only date the “bad guys”?

437) so whats more attractive to you in a guy, confidence or killer looks?

43 A million poets working for a million years could describe but three-eighths of your beauty.

439) Why it is that the prettiest girls are the ones that often dress the sexiest?

440) Come home with me baby and we can graduate to bed

441) You must be lonely. After all, you’re in a class of your own

442) I must be a fish, ’cause you got me hooked!

443) Why don’t we get out of here? I know a nice box where we can get a little more comfortable.

444) If you were a lolly I would be licking you all night!

445) If you were my homework I’d be doing you right now all over my desk!

446) Girl, you so fine, you’re like American Express. No one wants to leave home without you.

447) Are you a single mum, NO? Do you want to be one?

44 You know, my lips aren’t going to kiss themselves.

449) Your teeth sparkle like the stars, do they come out at night?

450) What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

451) If I were pregnant, you’d be my craving.

452) This isn’t a beer belly; it’s a fuel tank for a love machine

453) That’s a sexy dress you’re wearing… But it would look better on my bedroom floor

454) I am a mortgage advisor; do you want to see the benefits of a large endowment?

455) I’m bowling for love, and you’re right up my alley. Ready to strike?

456) Do you like raisins? Well how about a date then?

457) Do you give head to strangers? Well, allow me to introduce myself

45 Bad guys want to steal my penis; can I hide it in your vagina?

459) Heya. I’m taking a survey of the world’s 100 most beautiful people, so first question: Can I have your phone number?

460) Hi, Im a sexbomb-please defuse me!

461)  Hey, my shoes are having a party, would your dress like to come down and join them?

462)  So, do you live round here or are you local?

463) If I were Peter Pan, you’d be my happy thought.

464)  Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

465)  If I were a carpenter and you were a porch. I’d take out all your nails and screw you!

466) Is it your birthday yet? ‘Cause I think you need a spankin’.

467)  Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i’d sure like to pikachu!

468)  Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

469) Let’s make like two candles and go out.

470)  If you’re naughty go to your room. If you wanna be naughty go to my room!

471)  My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them?

472)  My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?

473) Did you know today’s National Kiss Day? Wanna help me celebrate the holiday?

474)  Excuse me, I seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?

475)  Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?

476)  Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

477) You’re sweeter than my boyfriend. Should I break up with him?

478)  The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there’s more room for your tongue.

479)  Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularily nice weather.”

480)  Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Cadbury’s outta business.

481) You’re the rainbow after the storm, gorgeous.

482)  Let’s take a shower together — you smell.

483) Your sweater looks really warm and cozy, just like the way I feel when I see you smile.

484)  (leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.

485)  Are we related? Do you want to be?

486) You must be a broom, ’cause you’re sweeping me off my feet!

487)  Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

488)  Why you’ve got the whitest teeth I’d ever want to cum across!

489) I think there’s something wrong with my shower. Wanna come over and take a look at it?

490)  You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?

491) I’m hot, you’re hot. So let’s make fire together!

492)  You have got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?

493) What’s a nice guy like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

494)  Hey baby… you got any diseases? Want some?

495)  Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?

496) Did I see fireworks, or was that just us talking?

497)  Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

49 You’re like a great song. I just can’t get you out of my head.

499)  Hey Baby! I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

500)  Hey Baby! I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!

501) Are you checking me out, or are you just reading my shirt?

502)  Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?

503)  I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?

504)  I’d love to swap bodily fluids with you.

505) Everytime you look at me, you make my world better.

506)  The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to screw you on the floor.

507)  I’d like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart…

50 Is there as much of a chance of you going out with me as there is that an elf will jump out of my desk and spit cider in my ear? ‘Cause if there is, I like those odds.

509)  If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you let me do you? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches.

510)  Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?

511)  I would bang you so hard, you’d learn from it.

512) Wanna run your tongue over my razor stubble?

513)  Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!

514)  Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under…

515)  Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?

516) You smell like Fritos. That’s why I got this hungry stare.

517)  I’m a freelance gynocologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

518)  Hey baby, how would you like to see the soles of your feet in my car wing mirrors?

519) Do you believe in love at seventh sight? Because I saw you, but I had to look at you six more times to make sure you weren’t a mirage.

520) If my love for you were an ocean, we’d all be drowning, baby.

521)  Would you like gin and platonic, or do you prefer scotch and sofa?

522) There are many mistakes in life, but you sure as hell aren’t one of them.

523)  Say, didn’t we go to different schools together?

524)  You look the spitting image of a hooker I know!

525)  Miss, if you have already lost your virginity, can I have the package it came in?

526) I don’t know about you, but I always thought Neitzsche was sexy. Wanna stare into my abyss sometime?

527)  Hey baby, you look like you could suck the chrome of a car bumper!

528)  I have had quite a bit to drink and you are beginning to look pretty good!

529) I don’t believe in love at first sight, so I’m just gonna take another few looks.

530)  Didn’t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me? I thought you knew!

531)  “Of all the parties I have been to, this is the most recent!”

532) Where are you from, and more importantly, where do you wanna wake up tomorrow?

533)  Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!

534)  What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty.

535) Nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

536)  Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

537) Shhh! You don’t want to wake up anyone in Heaven, they might realize you snuck out.

538)  The next item up for bid is in my pants.

539)  Come back to my place so I can give you a lovely parting gift.

540) Can I have directions to your heart?

541) How’d you like a years supply of Turtle Wax.

542) Don’t worry–I’ve been neutered.

543) Do you like bacon? You do? Wanna strip?

544) So, Is it safe to say I’m gonna score?

545) Happy hour’s over but it’s still going strong at my place.

546) If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

547) Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.

54 I earn more than you can spend.

549) Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?

550) I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

551) I’m sorry, were you talking to me?Her: No. Well then, please start.

552) I’m selling myself on eBay. how much do you think I should ask for?

553)  I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.

554) If you were my mother, my father would be the luckiest man on earth.

555) Um, you’ve got something in your eye. Oh, nevermind, it’s just a sparkle.

556) Sorry to bother you, but I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.

557)  Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, “Wanna screw?”

55 You make me want to wake up every day just so I can see your gorgeous face.

559)  Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you’ve never met and say, “Come on, we’re leaving.” (The key is to act like you know them.)

560)  What’s a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

561) Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I’ll disappear in the morning.

562)  So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I’ve got one that I’m just dying to put in your drawers.

563) I think, er, heaven hurt you and — no, wait. Um, do you believe in walking by love at first sight? No that’s not it, uh, I have Windex in my…no. Oh, what the hell — YOU’RE PRETTY!

564)  You look a little feverish. luckily I always have an oral thermometer on me.

565)  Excuse me, your fly is down. Oops, maybe not now but definately later.

566)  Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?

567) May I be the next jealous boyfriend to slash your tires?

568)  I’m so lonely I’d do anyone. Buy you a drink?.

569)  Hey, wanna see my R2D2 impersonation? (Think about it…)

570) Know what I like best about you baby? You haven’t maced me yet.

571) Today’s Give To The Poor Day, so will you give me your number?

572)  Oooh, you’re lookin’ fine. Not in the good way, in the “you’ll do” way.

573) I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.

574) They say a girl’s supposed to marry someone like her father. Do you mind if I call you Daddy?

575) I really want to know more about you… starting with why you have that stupid look on your face.

576) If we’re quiet, my roommate’ll never know we’re bumping uglies.

577) Can I put my beef in your taco?.

57 You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me!

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580) You look a little pale — how about some mouth-to-mouth?

581) You’ve stolen my heart, but that’s ok cause I have 3 more at home in my freezer

582) Thats a nice smile. It’d look better if it was all you were wearing!

583) I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when your checking me out.

584) If your name isn’t Chris, Eric, or Mike, you might have a chance with me!

585) Either my eyes need checking or you’re the best looking guy I’ve seen all week.

586) Is your dad a peanut maker? ‘Cause you’ve got nice nuts!

587) Did you just grab my ass? No? Well you can if you want too!.

58 What would you REALLY do for a Klondike Bar?

589) If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can always sleep until the afternoon.

590) You’ve been a bad boy. Go to my room!

591) Hi, I’m a easy slut looking for a good time.

592) Hey! I’m redecorating my room, and I think you’d look wonderful in my bed.

593) Do I get points for loyalty?

594) I warn you, I’ll bring it back if I’m not completely satisfied.

595) So, what should we name our kids?

596) Can I taste it first, to make sure I like it?

597) Can I see your extended warranty?

59 I may not be Jay-Z, but I still know how to Rock-A-Fella.

599) Would it be possible to leave a small deposit?

600)  I’m sure I don’t need to emphasize the importance of a regular breast exam…

601) I just got violated by a lizard! Actually, it felt kind of good….

602) Ask a woman for the time. “10:30? So today is July xx,xxxx, at 10:30 pm, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you.”

603) I lost my Chapstick Can you moisturize my lips?

604) My psychic said I’d meet the love of my life tonight, but you’ll do fine for now.

605) What’s your favorite position on extramarital sex?

606) I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

607) Oooh! OOOH! Pick me! PICK ME!

60 Don’t worry about it. Nothing that you’ve ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we’re together.

609) As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

610) Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to cancel my reservation at the Heartbreak Hotel.

611) Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

612) Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

613) You’ve got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

614) My name’s Victoria. Wanna learn some of my secrets?

615) You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.

616) You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

617) If you were a tree, I’d become a tree hugger.

61 You are the reason men fall in love.

619) Do I know you, or is that just wishful thinking?

620) You must have an onion booty, ’cause you just made a grown man cry.

621) What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!

622) What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

623) Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

624) Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

625) Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.

626) Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!

627) Just where do those legs of yours end?

62 I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

629) Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.

630) Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

631) Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.”

632) Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

633) Guy: I bet you’re a C-cup. Girl: How’d you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.

634) Is your name Pepsi cause’ I’ve gotta have it.

635) My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

636) Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?

637) Hey baby… drop that zero and get with the hero in other words… you better come with me.

63 Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

639) You make my software turn to hardware!

640) Stand back, I’m a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I’ll loosen her clothes.

641) Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.

642) (give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you’re ready.

643) (Approach a group of them) I’m gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who’s first?

644) When she’s leaving:”Hey, where are you going?” Answer:”home.” You:”You’re not just gonna leave me here like this are you?”

645) I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

646) Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

647) So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

64 You look like my type: nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing. (What’s wrong with my clothing?) They’re still on.

649) You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

650) Excuse me, but you’ve got a Wild Blocost on your shoulder! (What’s a Wild Blocost?) How much do ya got?

651) I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.

652) I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.

653) If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?

654) Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I’m here after.

655) Do you have room in your life for another friend?

656) I’m easy, but it looks like you are hard.

657) My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling. . .

65 Is your boyfriend/girlfriend here? Is s/he on the roof? (No.) Then let’s go to the roof!

659) Hey I see your wearing clothes, I’m wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.

660) I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.

661) What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. (switch if female asking a male)

662) Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I’ll put my head in your mouth.

663) What’ll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

664) Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .

665) I am a thief and i am here to steal yor heart

666) Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

667) Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhabitions and DO what we really came here to do.

66 Hi. I’m a dog and I need to bury my bone.

669) Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!

670) Are yoo gd at maths? Well add me plus a bed minus yoor clothes and divide your legs.

671) Hey babe- pretend my pants is France and invade them.

672) Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?

673) You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.

674) I missed u but i just looked up at the stars and saw ur eyes

675) Hi. My name is Laura. I’ll be your play toy tonight.

676) Come over here and get a taste of America’s Most Wanted.

677) I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?

67 Um…I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

679) I noticed u come in a little while ago an i must say u have gone straight to the top of my to-do list.

680) So baby, do you see why the girls call me tri-pod?

681) Let’s let only latex stand between our love.

682) You say, “So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?” The reply, “No”. You respond, “Well then, let’s go to my place and I’ll tell you all about it.”

683) I’m a freelance gynocologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

684) I saw a flower this morning and thought it was the most beautiful thing i had ever seen until i saw you.

685) If beauty were a disease, you’d be in a coma!

686) Say Baby do you mind if I hangout on your stomach for a half an hour or so?

687) I’ve been a bad boy/girl,so spank me!

68 Your lips look lonely do they wanna meet mine

689) “Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” Woman: “What’s that?” You: “This conversation, lets pick it up later tonite.”

690) Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.

691) If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.

692) Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?

693) What winks and makes love like a panther?…….WHAT?…………… Then just wink!

694) Hi. Can I domesticate you?

695) HEY BABY, AS LONG AS I HAVE A FACE YOU’LL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE TO SIT.

696) I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.

697) How do u like ur eggs in the morning? Boiled or fertalised

69 Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.

699) Have you ever played spank the brunett…..wanta try?

700) If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?

701) HEY!!! KITTEN HOW ABOUT SPENDING SOME OF YOUR NINE LIVES WITH ME?

702) Have i ever told you, your face is like money coz I am always happy to see you.

703) You’re good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?

704) You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

705) You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.

706) Could i borrow 10p please, ( why?) Cause my mum told me to ring her when i fell inlove

707)

70 Would you please come home with me and tie me up…

709) Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow.

710) Would you please come home with me and tie me up…

711) Would you like to have morning coffee with me?

712) Were you made by bees girl? No. because you are as sweet as honey

713) Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

714) Will you marry me for just one night?

715) Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

716) IS YOUR DAD A TERRORIST…. CUS BABY U DA BOMB

717) Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let’s get the hell out of here.

71 So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?

719) Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.

720) Have ya got any irish in ya ?? no!! do ya want some?!!!

721) Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?

722) Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

723) Miss, If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

724) Lie down. I think I love you.

725) Whats big long and very fast? girl: DOnt know You: Let me show u

726) If I gave you a sexy neglige e, would there be anything in it for me?

727) I’ve got a condom with your name on it.

72 I’m leaving this place..want to cum?

729) That dress looks becoming on you and so will i !!!!

730) To me love meens the sun the moon and you, the sun for a day the moon for a night and you FOREVER.

731) I’m an organ donor, need anything?

732) I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

733) I would say that I’m in love with you, but you’d think I’m trying to pull a fast one.

734) If you were a burger you would be called McGeorgous.

735) I would kill or die to make love with you.

736) I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

737) I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?

73 I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

739) Hey baby, you’ve got somthing on your butt: my eyes.

740) How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

741) How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

742) Hi. Are you legal?

743) Roses are red, violets are blue.I know why the hell am thinking of you

744) Hi, I’m new to this c ountry and you are the prettiest sight I’ve see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?

745) Hey! Ya wanna try out my new ‘Home Artificial Insemination Kit?’

746) Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don’t get a date by tomorrow, she’s putting me up for adoption.

747) Most people like to watch the Super Bowl, cuz it only happens once a year, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.

74

749) I can’t believe I’ve been here the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”.

750) Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you!

751) Have you ever played leap frog naked ??

752) God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.

753) Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, “Hi Laura!” She says, “I’m not Laura!” And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, “But you sure feel like her!”

754) This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to us. (What?) Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute!

755) Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I’ve got all weekend.

756) Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

757) Can I see your tan lines?

75 Can I please be your slave tonight?

759) At the office copy machine “Reproducing eh?” “Can I help?”

760) There aren’t enough “O”’s in the word “smooth” to describe how smooth you are.

761) Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

762) A women asks, “Excuse me, do you have the time?” You: “Do you have the energy?”

763) You’re so hot, your ass is on fire.

764) There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself.

765) Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?

766) Even though the ugly lights are shining bright, you still look beautiful.

767) It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?

76 If you were a car, I’d wax and ride you all over town.

769) I’m wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won’t kiss off?

770) If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.

771) I wonder what our children will look like.

772) I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.

773) Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

774) You’re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

775) That’s a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that’s a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.

776) You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I’m 20.

777) You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

77 I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

779) Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

780) It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

781) I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

782) Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of ‘edible’.

783) You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

784) When God made you, he was showing off.

785) How was Heaven when you left it?

786) Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

787) Of course there’s lots of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d love to catch and mount back at my place.

78 Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we met.

789) I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

790) You know the Power company is looking for you coz you’re so electrifying.

791) You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I’ll do it your way

792) Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.

793) Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

794) (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Person: What are you doing?!?!? You: Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. Person: WHAT?!?!? You: Well it has to be illegal to look that good!

795) I bet you $40 you’re gonna turn me down.

796) Do I know you from somewhere, because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on?

797) Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

79 Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

799) My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.

800) Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can’t take them off you.

801) Got two nipples for a dime?

802) Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

803) Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

804) Will you be my Xmas cracker? I’d really like to pull you.

805) Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore….my face should be among them.

806) Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

807) Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain’t 3.5 inches and it sure ain’t floppy.

80 I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.

809) Hey, don’t frown - you’ll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

810) I’m bigger and better than the Titanic … only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

811) I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”.

812) Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

813) Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

814) If all the stars in the sky were summed, not even words that many times stronger than “beautiful” could ever be used to describe you.

815) Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

816) That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

817) Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

81 If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

819) How much did it cost? (What?) The surgery that made you so hot!

820) I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor … what say we tie up for the night?

821) Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

822) Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

823) Baicarumba…are those real?

824) You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candel at 10 paces.

825) Be unique and different, just say yes.

826) Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

827) You wanna get jiggy with Mr. Biggy?

82 You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!

829) I’ve got the body of a chippendale,…. he’s buried under the patio at home.

830) Your arse is like a basketball, mind if I dribble all over it?

831)Hey lady, let me slay you with my sword of luurve.

832) If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

833) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

834) You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

835) Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

836) I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

837) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

83 The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.

839) I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.

840) Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

841) I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

842) If I judged you on a 1 to 10 scale, I’d give you a ‘9.9′. It would be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

843) Hi, my name is (your name), and you can tell me yours when you catch your breath.

844) Hi there, do you live on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise cocks!!

845) Have you ever been kissed on the navel? Yes! From the inside?

846) Wanna sit down? Here let me clear off a spot for you to sit. (while wiping of your mouth with your hand)

847) Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

84 Lets stand toe to toe and get something straight between us!

849) Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!

850) Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job? no, what are you doing for lunch tomorrow?

851) Are you a model?

852) I’d buy my way into your heart if I thought it had a price.

853) You’re like a championship bass, I don’t know if I should mount you or eat you.

854) Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.

855) You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

856) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.

857) I’m a stud muffin baby, why don’t you take a bite?

85 If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.

859) I bet you’re tired of hearing chat up lines, when words can’t be compared or express the true nature of your beauty!

860) I think you’re the light at the end of my tunnel.

861) I would crawl naked in the cold rain, on broken glass, just to hear you speak over the telephone!

862) So do ya wanna see something really swell?

863) You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I’m 30.

864) When does your centerfold come out.

865) Your daddy must of been a drug dealer ’cause you’re dope.

866) You’re so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.

867) How about you sit on my lap and we’ll straighten things out

86 Pardon me, I don’t mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin’ the country if you’re packin’ that much ass.

869) If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

870) You’re like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can’t stop you!

871) Hey baby lets play army I’ll lay down you can blow me up.

872) [You] Here are my keys [Other] Why? [You] Here’s the key to my house, my car,…and my heart.

873) Baby I’m like milk, I’ll do your body good.

874) Hey baby, wanna get lucky?

875) My hands are cold, can I put them in your bra to warm up?

876) Fancy a Pizza and a shag? NO! Why, don’t you like Pizza?

877) You had better direct that beauty and femininity somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.

87 I’m like Domino’s Pizza, if you don’t come in 30 minutes the next one is free…

879) Can I tickle your belly button? From the inside.

880) Why are you going, when you could be coming?

881) What time do you have to be back in heaven?

882) I’m easy. Are you?

883) All the other girls are just rough Drafts …. but i think you are the FINAL COPY!!

884) How would you like to spend the night looking at my bedroom ceiling?

885) [Regard her outfit] Gee, that’s becoming on you, if you wore me, I’d be coming on you too.

886) Hey, that’s a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

887) I think that your attractive and simply amazing from what I’ve seen so far. Can I get your number and meet your personality.

88 My name’s………….. but you can call me “lover.”

889) Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

890) You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

891) I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

892) If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would chose winning the lottery…but it would be close…real close…

893) Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.

894) Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

895) Excuse me Didn’t I meet you at the party my friends threw for me when I won the lottery?

896) Can I buy you your last drink? Why is it going to be my last drink? Cause after that, I am taking you home.

897) Is that a fox on your shoulder, or am I seeing double?

89 Now, you have tried the, rest, time for Simply the Best.

899) They call me summer, I’m a long time cumming, but when I cum I’m HOT.

900) Were they expensive? What? Those diamonds for eyes!