101) I know Jedi mind tricks. Go home with me tonight you will.

102) Your ex was just too stupid to not admit that there was no flower in the gardens in heaven and Earth that are as beautiful as you.

103) If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

104) Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

105) I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

106) You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

107) Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

108) You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

109) Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

110) Excuse me…..Hi, i’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you…

111) Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

112) If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

113) Hi my name’s Doug. That’s God spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped in it.

114) You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!

115) If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.

116) Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.

117) Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

118) Damn, I thought “very-fine” only came in a bottle!

119) Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

120) Are you always this hot or did you just steal the sun?

121) Disneyworld dont make rides like u

122) I fell over the fence and landed in the puddle of love with you.

123) Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

124) Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.

125) Your so sweet if i was diabetic one touch would kill me

126) (Get as close as you can to the other, then stare at his/her lips) Can you feel it? There is some kinda sexual attraction. Can you feel it, too?

127) Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

128) So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

129) I’m a bird-watcher and I’m looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

130) Excuse me, miss, I`m going to have to ask you to leave. You`re making all the other women look bad.

131) I want you more than a popsicle on a hot summer day!

132) I love you more than an anorexic hates food.

133) There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

134) You’re finer than the hairs on my uncle Frank’s balding head!

135) Why is it that every time you are around, my pants feel tighter?

136) I wish I was cross-eyed, babe, so I could see you twice.

137) Aren’t you that hot guy who was folding towels at the pool last Friday?

138) Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

139) If love was a river.. I’d give you the ocean.

140) Even if someone beat you with an ugly stick a million times, you would still be the handsomest person ever.

141) You need $20 and a friend. Give friend the $20. Walk up to target. Friend says, “You’re right. Those are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.” Hands you the $20 and walks away.

142) Girl you are like a tin of condensed milk: Short, Thick and Sweet.

143) Do you believe in love at first sight? or do i have to walk past again?

144) Is your star sign Aquarius? ‘Cause I need you like I need water.

145) Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

146) You’re so fine, I could thread you through a needle.

147) Hey, I’m sure you’ve heard every other chat-up line, so how about we just skip to the part where I buy you a drink?

148) Jump in my lowrider and let’s rotate these tires!

149) Presents the person with a single rose and say: “I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are.”

150) Do you know why the sea is salty? Because you took all the sweet.

151) How about you and I go steam up some glass?

152) You so sexy you make my socks shiver!

153) Damn, Sugar, settle down. I’m diabetic.

154) Here I am! Now, what were your other two wishes?

155) You’re so pretty I forgot where I parked.

156) I am reluctantly attracted to you.

157) I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

158) If you take me to the movies, I promise I won’t talk during the show. As long as we make out the whole time.

159) You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

160) Is it just me, or are you really cute?

161) I just had to come talk to you — sweetness is my weakness!

162) Every time you smile, you remind me of Bugs Bunny.

163) Nice car. If you let me ride with you, I can show you a place where we can park after dark.

164) Do you want to sit on my lap and talk about what comes up?

165) If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

166) So sorry to bother you — someone at this address called for the man of her dreams, but you look way hotter than the girl I was supposed to be delivered to.

167) You wanna be my superhero and save me from a lonely Saturday night?

168) So you like my name, huh? Well wait ’til ya hear my phone number.

169) You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

170) I’d buy you a drink, but I’d get jealous of the straw.

171) Are your legs sore? No why? Because you have been running in my head all day.

172) As I was sitting here I was trying to guess what your phone number is, but unfortunately I’m not that good.

173) You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

174) Excuse me, but can you hand me that bucket over there! I seem to be drooling over you! Thanks!

175) “This face leaves at 11 o clock.. Be on it”

176) Is your mum a thief, cause she stole all the stars and put them in your eyes!

177) You’re so sweet you make chocolate seem like dirt.

178) Are you dipped in sugar coz you are hurting my sweet tooth

179) Arrr! Your booty shivers me timbers!

180) Do I have to call the police or are you going to give me my heart back?

181) The dress ur wearing is soooo sexy ,but it wud look evan better on my bedroom floor

182) I’m a tattoo artist — can I see if you have any good areas?

183) Don’t you love it when the lights go out?

184) No need to rub your eyes ladies..I am for real

185) Hello, I’m with the local police, and I’m investigating a case involving this establishment; I’m going to need your name, your phone number, and your bra, please.

186) That’s a fine figure. Is it in mint condition?

187) If your right leg is christmas and your left is easter can i visit you between the holidays

188) Could you please take your clothes off? ‘Cause it’s driving me nuts trying to find the bruise you got when you fell from heaven.

189) I was going to buy you a drink, but you’re so hot, you’d probably melt the glass.

190) You must come with a fire extinguisher, right?

191) Your lips are so sweet one kiss and i swear ill give up sugar for life

192) Do I know you from somewhere? You know, besides my dreams?

193) Hey! If you’re trying to get me drunk and take advantage, then the next round’s on me.

194) Do u eat bernard matthews? Because u look bootiful.

195) If loving you’s a crime, I’d like to be a repeat offender!

196) Do you have any tape? ‘Cause it looks like your stomach is RIPPED.

197) I luved you yesterday and love you still, always have, and always will.

198) I’m just gonna skip the corny pick-up line and get straight to the part where you slap me.

199) When God made you he said, “Man, I am GOOD!”

200) Youve got lovely eyes. Let me see.. close them. (Kiss Her)