201) What is taking you so long to ask me out?
202) If you were a lifegaurd, I’d drown just so you’d give me mouth-to-mouth.
203) IN THE SUPERMARKET: Excuse me can you tell me where the bread is? By the way did you remember a few years back in the papers it said that supermarkets are a good place to get off with someone. I wouldn’t mind going out with you by the way.
204) I’m doing a survey on how many guys use chapstick. Can I see how soft your lips are?
205) You’re total eye candy, and man, do I have a sweet tooth.
206) Whats your name? They call me (name) but you can call me anytime!!!
207) Hey baby, nice glasses; but they would look so much better neatly folded on my nightstand.
208) You must be full ’cause you just ate my heart out.
209) I seem to have lost my number so can I I borrow yours?
210) Your hair looks lovely tonight but I know how it would look even better, laid upon my pillow.
211) I’ve got a couple infected sectors on the hard disk of my heart — would you like to be my rescue disk?
212) Here, take my cell phone, so I won’t have to ask for your number.
213) As the wicked witch would say, “I’m melting! I’m melting!”
214) It’s not raining outside it’s the angels crying because one of their own is here with us on earth.
215) Do you have a name? Or should I just call you mine?
216) So, would you like to hear my sorry attempt at a pick up line, or would you rather skip that part and get right to the fun?
217) My what a nasty cold, you should have some Vic on your chest. My middle names Vic!
218) I’m not that good at math, but I do know that: You+Me=Perfection
219) Do you believe in love at first sight, ididn’t but I must have been blind until I met you!
220) Your body is like an hourglass, and I really need to know what time it is.
221) Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
222) I’m in the middle of a really complicated lawsuit. Wanna see my briefs?
223) If you were a door id bang you all nite!
224) I bet you could tell me what 5 plus 5 would equal, seeing as how you’re a perfect 10.
225) If I were coffee, you would be my Coffee-mate.
226) Your eyes are like spanners, because every time I look in them I go nuts.
227) Mama always said the best things in life come in threes. So, are you a triplet?
228) If i had to give you a rose everytime i thought of you i would be in gods garden for ever !!!
229) They call me Milky Way — Pleasure You Can’t Measure.
230) That shirt doesn’t go with your eyes — take it off!
231) Say to the woman can you feel that? she will say feel what and you say chemistry!!!!!!!
232) The human body is composed of 70% water, and I’m really thirsty.
233) They say apples don’t fall far from the tree, so your mom must be hot too.
234) You got a smile that could melt an iceberg.
235) The word of the day is legs so lets go back to mine and spread the word!
236) If God made eveyone equal and no one is perfect, then what are you doing here?
237) Hello I would like to flirt with you.
238) Can I have my breath back? ‘Cause you definitely stole it!
239) Excuse me, I wanted to tell you that I fancy you, but I am too scared to admit it.
240) I can take one look at you and tell you’ve heard every line in the book, so one more shouldn’t hurt, right?
241) If you were on the dollar menu at McDonalds, I’d take about 3 of you to go.
242) Your eyes are like stars, i feel like im flying in the sky. to me your heart is the sun and ur ass is the moon!
243) I’m a little worried you’re not getting enough Vitamin Me.
244) I wana get with you, you wana get with me, I know I’m at least half right so how about it…
245) Can you feel the eyes on you in this room? They belong to me.
246) Are you staring at me? If you are, do you mind if I stare back?
247) Do you have some spare change? I need to call your mother and thank her for delivering such a beautiful creature into this world.
248) I think i need a map,coz im gettin lost in ur eyes!
249) Is yer daddy a mechanic? ‘Cuz yuns got a fine-tuned body!
250) f**k me if im wrong but are u elvis
251) Excuse my behavior. It’s just that, when I’m around you, I get like Madonna in the movies, I don’t know how to act.
252) I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast
253) Y’know, pilots always make better approaches, so am I cleared to land?
254) The little people behind my eyes that yell at my brain told me to tell you just how sexy you are.
255) So, I have this tounge ring, see, and I was wondering if I kissed you, would you tell me if it feels good?
256) I cant live without you, because a man cant live withhout his heart.
257) Do you work at a bank? ‘Cause you sure raised my interest.
258) Wow, look at that, our hands fit together perfectly. How odd.
259) I was going to ask for a light, but you have already lit my fire!
260) If I had a cloning machine, I would make one of you for every day of the week.
261) You look like you’re a scientist, wanna experiment?
262) Is your purse big enough for the keys for my mercedes
263) Are you from Tennessee because you are the only ten-i-see
264) If you were any sweeter, there’d be a Wanted poster for you down at the candy store.
265) WHEN I WAS YOUNG I HAD A FAIRY GOD MOTHER AND SHE SAID WHEN YOU GROW UP YOU CAN EITHER HAVE A REALLY LONG MEMORY OR A REALLY LONG WILLY BUT TO BE HONEST I CANT REMEMBER WAT I SAID NOW
266) Know what I like about citrus? It contains both U and I.
267) The voices in my head want your phone number.
268) I think you would look good in my arms.
269) You’re just a nobody. And nobody’s perfect.
270) I thought i was gay but i saw you and thought i should reconsider!!!
271) I know how to make your ex-boyfriend jealous.
272) Romeo would’ve ditched her for you.
273) Are you up for some FUN tonight becasue i have the F and the N now all i need is U.
274) The man of your dreams was on his way, but I beat the crap out of him so I could get to you first.
275) I waited my whole life to date the girl of my dreams, but I dumped that chick when I saw you.
276) If you were a public toilet, you’d be a PortaHottie.
277) I’m a man of few words, so…my place or yours?
278) Um. Dammit. I had the perfect pickup line walking over here, but you smiled at me and I totally forgot what it was.
279) I thought there were only seven wonders of the world.
280) babe your soo fine i want to take you and plant a hole field of you.
281) I’ve broken both my legs falling for you.
282) Hey, baby, we should ma…I mean date. We should date!
283) You are so hot, you make lava look cold.
284) You’re so beautiful, I’m surprised God didn’t keep you for himself.
285) Do you mind if I get a picture of you so I can prove to my friends that angels really do exist?
286) My tongue is tired can i rest it on yours
287) You’re so hot, you must be behind global warming.
288) Mind if I check your dental work with a few kisses?
289) Are you free tonight or do i have to pay
290) You typed up is what they call “Fine Print.”
291) You have been summond to cupids court for being ultra fit, and trespassing in my fantasies! If found guilty you are sentenced to life with me! HOW DO U PLEAD?
292) Walk up to the object of your affection and look at them for a few seconds. Then: I can’t believe they lied to me! Angels don’t have wings!
293) If i had one wish for xmas it would be to have you
294) The name’s Right. Mr. Right. And I hear you’ve been looking for me for quite some time.
295) Hey, if you’re lucky, I’ll take you back to my planet with me.
296) Wanna date? I don’t care if you say yes or no. Just hearing your voice’ll make it all worthwhile.
297) Wanna go fog up the windows in my car?
298) I was just wondering, is your last name Gillette? ‘Cause you look like the best a man can get!
299) You are one fine piece of real estate, and I need to get me some land.
300) If you made me any happier, I’d be twins.
