301) You need to stop, drop, and roll, ’cause you are on FIRE!

302) Four out five dentists recommend that we do mouth-to-mouth. Now.

303) Pick a number between 1 and 10. Sorry, you guessed wrong.. now you have to kiss me.

304) I wanna kiss you ’til the cows come home. I don’t have any cows, though, so we might be here a while.

305) You’re so hot you make eskimos want air conditioners.

306) You’d look just like Venus de Milo if you didn’t have any arms.

307) Two rockets are leaving the Earth’s atmosphere at the same time. Both need to travel 100,000,000 miles. If Rocket A is going 100,000 miles an hour and Rocket B is going 90,000 miles an hour, how long will it take for you to go out with me?

308) I bet you your phone number that you can’t smile.

309) Your magnetic field aligns my spin towards you, babe!

310) So, tell me, angel, what’s Heaven like? I just wanted an insider’s opinion.

311) If I rub you, will I get three wishes?

312) Excuse me, have you seen my Nobel Prize? I seem to have lost it.

313) Do you have a rocket? ‘Cause I wanna be your space cadet!

314) Hey, baby didn’t I see you on America’s Most Hottest?

315) Your name must be Nike, ’cause I wanna just do it.

316) It takes a lot of money to look this cheap, sweetheart. Wanna take me out?

317) If I made an obnoxious, sophomoric pun about your body, would you hold it against me?

318) I love you more than my Momma likes my Daddy!

319) Your name must be McDonalds, ’cause I’m lovin’ it!

320) My friends call me Sugar Lips, want to find out why?

321) Are you available? ‘Cause my life is severely lacking in the hot guys department.

322) Hey, baby were you born in a brewery? ‘Cause it looks like someone has bottled perfection.

323) I can’t see over this crowd, wanna give me a boost?

324) Are you SURE you’re not the goddess of lust?

325) Could you be a little less pretty, please? There are people here with weak hearts.

326) I’m having boyfriend problems. Do you want to be the solution?

327) I hope I’m not being forward, but will you marry me?

328) Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

329) If I were a frog, you’d be the first lilypad I’d jump on.

330) I can tie a cherry stem in a knot using only my tongue, wanna see?

331) Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary again?

332) With a smile like yours, it must be hard for you dentist to keep his job.

333) You’re trying way too hard to impress me, but I sorta like it anyway.

334) I’ve officially changed my name to Fun — wanna have me?

335) If we were in Never-Never Land, you’d be my Happy Thought.

336) I seem to have misplaced my contact in your ear. Mind if I fish it out with my tongue?

337) What are you doing for the rest of my life?

338) My friends call me Coffee, ’cause I grind so fine.

339) Damn! Who whacked you with the sexy stick?

340) I can lick my own back!

341) How about we lock lips and throw away the key?

342) Can I scrub my clothes on your abs?

343) If good looks were minutes, you’d be one hell of a long day!

344) The record for the longest kiss is 30 hours, 59 minutes, 27 seconds. Wanna break it?

345) Were you born hot, or did it develop as you grew?

346) My imaginary friend thinks you’re beautiful.

347) I’m sorry, did you just wink at me, or was that something in your eye?

348) Why talk when there are so many other fun things we can do with our mouths?

349) You don’t want to lose this napkin — it’s got my number on it.

350) Get ya coat, luv. You’ve pulled.

351) If your body were the ocean, I’d be paddling around in you 24/7.

352) So, where do you hide your wings, angel baby?

353) Are you available this Christmas? I need an angel for the top of my tree.

354) I’ve got a new ChapStick on my lips. Wanna try it?

355) So, what level of cute did you say you were again?

356) Mind if I check your femoral pulse?

357) If you were any sweeter, I’d be falling into a diabetic coma.

358) Count the stars. I’ll leave when you’re done.

359) I never walk up to strangers like this — don’t make me not want to do it again.

360) If looks could kill, you’d be on America’s Most Wanted.

361) You look chilly. Want to use me as a blanket?

362) Your eyes are like a vacuum — they just keep sucking me in!

363) If we were playing Spades, you’d be all Aces.

364) I always wanted to make one of the sports teams when I was in high school, but I never did. Would you teach me how to play tonsil hockey so I can make my athletic dream come true?

365) Your mouth is fascinating. Would you mind showing me how it works?

366) I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

367) The only difference between you and Malibu Barbie is that you’re lifesize.

368) Britney and Justin broke up, but I bet we could make it work

369) I’m red, you’re blue. Let’s make purple.

370) You’re so hot, I’m getting tan just standing next to you.

371) Hey, can I get your number? ‘Cause I just lost my girlfriends.

372) I’m jealous of germs, because they get to be with you all of the time.

373) My mom says I’m handsome — what do you think?

374) My only goal in life is to make you smile.

375) You know those long walks on the beach everyone’s always talking about? We should take one sometime.

376) If you were a pair of pants, I’d wear you out.

377) I have a job, money, a house, a car, and a dog. Will you be moving in today or tomorrow?

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379) I bet girls are all over you like ugly on an Osbourne.

380) You’re hotter than a hundred pink flamingoes stranded on a sunny Florida sandbar.

381) Girl: Are you Spider-Man?Guy: Uh, why?
Girl: Because I’ve been caught up in the web of your charm.

382) Is there an airport nearby, or is that roaring sound just my heart just taking off?

383) I have a flirting test tomorrow — wanna help me study?

384) My friends tell me I talk too much — wanna help me otherwise occupy my mouth?

385) My multiple personalities would like to know which one of us you’d like to date.

386) Are you sure you’re not Angelina Jolie?

387) Heya. My friend back there wants to know if you think I’m hot.

388) I’d give you the key to my heart, but I think you already picked the lock.

389) Your name must be Petri, ’cause you’re a dish!

390) If you were one of the seven dwarfs, I’d have to call you “Sexy.”

391) My friends call me Skittles — wanna taste the rainbow?

392) Do you come with instructions?

393) My boyfriend said it’s okay if I date other people while he’s in prison.

394) A butt that fine should be illegal.

395) That’s okay — you can keep talking. I like watching your mouth move.

396) My tongue hurts. Can you kiss it better?

397) No, I’m not pointing the remote the wrong way. I’m trying to turn you on!

398) I apologize for staring at you from across the room all night long. I should have gotten a better seat hours ago.

399) Please don’t leave — just talking to you is making me the envy of all my friends.

400) I’m a sucker for nice eyes — I hope you are, too.