401) Could you help me out of this straitjacket, please?

402) You might as well forget about makin’ it to Heaven, darlin’, ’cause it’s a sin to look that good.

403) There you are! Where have you been? You were supposed to be in my bed five minutes ago!

404) Damn — all those curves, and me with no brakes!

405) Your name’s Candice? So, that means I can call you Candice? Great, what time?

406) You probably can’t tell by looking at me, but I can run really fast!

407) I know you think I’m cute, but you can go ahead and tell me anyway.

408) Why aren’t you modelling for fashion magazines?

409) I don’t know much about you, but I’m willing to work on that if you’re willing to give me your phone number.

410) I’m here, you’re here — we already have something in common!

411) You know why I see a psychatrist, don’t you? It’s because I’m crazy about you!

412) Don’t tell me how good you are — show me!

413) I wish I were a tree and you were a dog, ’cause then I’d get a lot of attention from you.

414) I’ve got a Swanson’s dinner in the freezer with your name on it!

415) Every year I ask Santa for the girl of my dreams, but every year he keeps forgetting to put you under my tree.

416) Be quiet! The clouds are sleeping. Now I have to whisper. And you, too.

417) You be Romeo, I’ll be Juliet, and we’ll just skip ahead to the kissing part, okay?

418) if you were a board game i would play with you all nite !!!

419) The course of true love never does run smooth. But that’s okay, ’cause I’m looking forward to a long, bumpy ride with you.

420) It’s women like you that make me believe in God.

421) Could I take your picture, so that I can look at the girl of my dreams more than once.

422) Is there a Rainbow somewhere? Because you’re certainly the treasure I’ve been searching for.

423) Your body is a wonderland. Can I be Alice?

424) If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for fear of losing you.

425) You’re so sweet, you’re gonna put sugar out of business.

426) I tattooed this bar code on my arm so you could check me out.

427) You are so beautiful, hand in hand we could walk into a sunset and people would stop and say “What alovely couple they are”, and it would all be because of YOU.

428) You know what they say about beauty… it protects against all evil. Well, with you I feel really safe!

429) You remind me of a compass; because I’d be lost without you.

430) I’m a masochist, and you make my eyes hurt. We’re perfect for each other!

431) Do you come here often? You could do; With me.

432) You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.

433) Wow! Do you think we were married in a past life?

434) Can I have your phone number so my roommates know where to reach me in the morning?

435) Would you like to stroke my lucky scrotum?

436) Excuse me, could you tell me why girls always say that they want the nice guy but only date the “bad guys”?

437) so whats more attractive to you in a guy, confidence or killer looks?

438) A million poets working for a million years could describe but three-eighths of your beauty.

439) Why it is that the prettiest girls are the ones that often dress the sexiest?

440) Come home with me baby and we can graduate to bed

441) You must be lonely. After all, you’re in a class of your own

442) I must be a fish, ’cause you got me hooked!

443) Why don’t we get out of here? I know a nice box where we can get a little more comfortable.

444) If you were a lolly I would be licking you all night!

445) If you were my homework I’d be doing you right now all over my desk!

446) Girl, you so fine, you’re like American Express. No one wants to leave home without you.

447) Are you a single mum, NO? Do you want to be one?

448) You know, my lips aren’t going to kiss themselves.

449) Your teeth sparkle like the stars, do they come out at night?

450) What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

451) If I were pregnant, you’d be my craving.

452) This isn’t a beer belly; it’s a fuel tank for a love machine

453) That’s a sexy dress you’re wearing… But it would look better on my bedroom floor

454) I am a mortgage advisor; do you want to see the benefits of a large endowment?

455) I’m bowling for love, and you’re right up my alley. Ready to strike?

456) Do you like raisins? Well how about a date then?

457) Do you give head to strangers? Well, allow me to introduce myself

458) Bad guys want to steal my penis; can I hide it in your vagina?

459) Heya. I’m taking a survey of the world’s 100 most beautiful people, so first question: Can I have your phone number?

460) Hi, Im a sexbomb-please defuse me!

461)  Hey, my shoes are having a party, would your dress like to come down and join them?

462)  So, do you live round here or are you local?

463) If I were Peter Pan, you’d be my happy thought.

464)  Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

465)  If I were a carpenter and you were a porch. I’d take out all your nails and screw you!

466) Is it your birthday yet? ‘Cause I think you need a spankin’.

467)  Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i’d sure like to pikachu!

468)  Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

469) Let’s make like two candles and go out.

470)  If you’re naughty go to your room. If you wanna be naughty go to my room!

471)  My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them?

472)  My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?

473) Did you know today’s National Kiss Day? Wanna help me celebrate the holiday?

474)  Excuse me, I seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?

475)  Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?

476)  Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

477) You’re sweeter than my boyfriend. Should I break up with him?

478)  The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there’s more room for your tongue.

479)  Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularily nice weather.”

480)  Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Cadbury’s outta business.

481) You’re the rainbow after the storm, gorgeous.

482)  Let’s take a shower together — you smell.

483) Your sweater looks really warm and cozy, just like the way I feel when I see you smile.

484)  (leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.

485)  Are we related? Do you want to be?

486) You must be a broom, ’cause you’re sweeping me off my feet!

487)  Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

488)  Why you’ve got the whitest teeth I’d ever want to cum across!

489) I think there’s something wrong with my shower. Wanna come over and take a look at it?

490)  You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?

491) I’m hot, you’re hot. So let’s make fire together!

492)  You have got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?

493) What’s a nice guy like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

494)  Hey baby… you got any diseases? Want some?

495)  Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?

496) Did I see fireworks, or was that just us talking?

497)  Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

498) You’re like a great song. I just can’t get you out of my head.

499)  Hey Baby! I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

500)  Hey Baby! I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!