601) I just got violated by a lizard! Actually, it felt kind of good….

602) Ask a woman for the time. “10:30? So today is July xx,xxxx, at 10:30 pm, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you.”

603) I lost my Chapstick Can you moisturize my lips?

604) My psychic said I’d meet the love of my life tonight, but you’ll do fine for now.

605) What’s your favorite position on extramarital sex?

606) I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

607) Oooh! OOOH! Pick me! PICK ME!

608) Don’t worry about it. Nothing that you’ve ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we’re together.

609) As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

610) Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to cancel my reservation at the Heartbreak Hotel.

611) Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

612) Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

613) You’ve got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

614) My name’s Victoria. Wanna learn some of my secrets?

615) You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.

616) You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

617) If you were a tree, I’d become a tree hugger.

618) You are the reason men fall in love.

619) Do I know you, or is that just wishful thinking?

620) You must have an onion booty, ’cause you just made a grown man cry.

621) What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!

622) What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

623) Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

624) Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

625) Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.

626) Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!

627) Just where do those legs of yours end?

628) I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

629) Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.

630) Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

631) Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.”

632) Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

633) Guy: I bet you’re a C-cup. Girl: How’d you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.

634) Is your name Pepsi cause’ I’ve gotta have it.

635) My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

636) Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?

637) Hey baby… drop that zero and get with the hero in other words… you better come with me.

638) Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

639) You make my software turn to hardware!

640) Stand back, I’m a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I’ll loosen her clothes.

641) Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.

642) (give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you’re ready.

643) (Approach a group of them) I’m gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who’s first?

644) When she’s leaving:”Hey, where are you going?” Answer:”home.” You:”You’re not just gonna leave me here like this are you?”

645) I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

646) Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

647) So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

648) You look like my type: nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing. (What’s wrong with my clothing?) They’re still on.

649) You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

650) Excuse me, but you’ve got a Wild Blocost on your shoulder! (What’s a Wild Blocost?) How much do ya got?

651) I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.

652) I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.

653) If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?

654) Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I’m here after.

655) Do you have room in your life for another friend?

656) I’m easy, but it looks like you are hard.

657) My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling. . .

658) Is your boyfriend/girlfriend here? Is s/he on the roof? (No.) Then let’s go to the roof!

659) Hey I see your wearing clothes, I’m wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.

660) I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.

661) What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. (switch if female asking a male)

662) Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I’ll put my head in your mouth.

663) What’ll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

664) Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .

665) I am a thief and i am here to steal yor heart

666) Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

667) Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhabitions and DO what we really came here to do.

668) Hi. I’m a dog and I need to bury my bone.

669) Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!

670) Are yoo gd at maths? Well add me plus a bed minus yoor clothes and divide your legs.

671) Hey babe- pretend my pants is France and invade them.

672) Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?

673) You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.

674) I missed u but i just looked up at the stars and saw ur eyes

675) Hi. My name is Laura. I’ll be your play toy tonight.

676) Come over here and get a taste of America’s Most Wanted.

677) I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?

678) Um…I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

679) I noticed u come in a little while ago an i must say u have gone straight to the top of my to-do list.

680) So baby, do you see why the girls call me tri-pod?

681) Let’s let only latex stand between our love.

682) You say, “So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?” The reply, “No”. You respond, “Well then, let’s go to my place and I’ll tell you all about it.”

683) I’m a freelance gynocologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

684) I saw a flower this morning and thought it was the most beautiful thing i had ever seen until i saw you.

685) If beauty were a disease, you’d be in a coma!

686) Say Baby do you mind if I hangout on your stomach for a half an hour or so?

687) I’ve been a bad boy/girl,so spank me!

688) Your lips look lonely do they wanna meet mine

689) “Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” Woman: “What’s that?” You: “This conversation, lets pick it up later tonite.”

690) Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.

691) If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.

692) Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?

693) What winks and makes love like a panther?…….WHAT?…………… Then just wink!

694) Hi. Can I domesticate you?

695) HEY BABY, AS LONG AS I HAVE A FACE YOU’LL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE TO SIT.

696) I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.

697) How do u like ur eggs in the morning? Boiled or fertalised

698) Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.

699) Have you ever played spank the brunett…..wanta try?

700) If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?