701) HEY!!! KITTEN HOW ABOUT SPENDING SOME OF YOUR NINE LIVES WITH ME?
702) Have i ever told you, your face is like money coz I am always happy to see you.
703) You’re good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
704) You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
705) You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
706) Could i borrow 10p please, ( why?) Cause my mum told me to ring her when i fell inlove
707)
708) Would you please come home with me and tie me up…
709) Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow.
710) Would you please come home with me and tie me up…
711) Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
712) Were you made by bees girl? No. because you are as sweet as honey
713) Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
714) Will you marry me for just one night?
715) Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
716) IS YOUR DAD A TERRORIST…. CUS BABY U DA BOMB
717) Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let’s get the hell out of here.
718) So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
719) Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
720) Have ya got any irish in ya ?? no!! do ya want some?!!!
721) Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
722) Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
723) Miss, If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
724) Lie down. I think I love you.
725) Whats big long and very fast? girl: DOnt know You: Let me show u
726) If I gave you a sexy neglige e, would there be anything in it for me?
727) I’ve got a condom with your name on it.
728) I’m leaving this place..want to cum?
729) That dress looks becoming on you and so will i !!!!
730) To me love meens the sun the moon and you, the sun for a day the moon for a night and you FOREVER.
731) I’m an organ donor, need anything?
732) I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
733) I would say that I’m in love with you, but you’d think I’m trying to pull a fast one.
734) If you were a burger you would be called McGeorgous.
735) I would kill or die to make love with you.
736) I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
737) I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
738) I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
739) Hey baby, you’ve got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
740) How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
741) How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
742) Hi. Are you legal?
743) Roses are red, violets are blue.I know why the hell am thinking of you
744) Hi, I’m new to this c ountry and you are the prettiest sight I’ve see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
745) Hey! Ya wanna try out my new ‘Home Artificial Insemination Kit?’
746) Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don’t get a date by tomorrow, she’s putting me up for adoption.
747) Most people like to watch the Super Bowl, cuz it only happens once a year, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
748)
749) I can’t believe I’ve been here the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”.
750) Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you!
751) Have you ever played leap frog naked ??
752) God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
753) Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, “Hi Laura!” She says, “I’m not Laura!” And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, “But you sure feel like her!”
754) This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to us. (What?) Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute!
755) Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I’ve got all weekend.
756) Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
757) Can I see your tan lines?
758) Can I please be your slave tonight?
759) At the office copy machine “Reproducing eh?” “Can I help?”
760) There aren’t enough “O”’s in the word “smooth” to describe how smooth you are.
761) Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
762) A women asks, “Excuse me, do you have the time?” You: “Do you have the energy?”
763) You’re so hot, your ass is on fire.
764) There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself.
765) Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
766) Even though the ugly lights are shining bright, you still look beautiful.
767) It must be cold in here – or are you just happy to see me?
768) If you were a car, I’d wax and ride you all over town.
769) I’m wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won’t kiss off?
770) If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
771) I wonder what our children will look like.
772) I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.
773) Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
774) You’re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
775) That’s a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that’s a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.
776) You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I’m 20.
777) You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
778) I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
779) Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
780) It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
781) I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
782) Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of ‘edible’.
783) You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
784) When God made you, he was showing off.
785) How was Heaven when you left it?
786) Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
787) Of course there’s lots of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d love to catch and mount back at my place.
788) Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we met.
789) I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
790) You know the Power company is looking for you coz you’re so electrifying.
791) You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I’ll do it your way
792) Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.
793) Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
794) (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Person: What are you doing?!?!? You: Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. Person: WHAT?!?!? You: Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
795) I bet you $40 you’re gonna turn me down.
796) Do I know you from somewhere, because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on?
797) Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
798) Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
799) My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.
800) Help, somethings wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.
