801) Got two nipples for a dime?

802) Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

803) Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

804) Will you be my Xmas cracker? I’d really like to pull you.

805) Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore….my face should be among them.

806) Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

807) Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain’t 3.5 inches and it sure ain’t floppy.

808) I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.

809) Hey, don’t frown – you’ll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

810) I’m bigger and better than the Titanic … only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

811) I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”.

812) Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

813) Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

814) If all the stars in the sky were summed, not even words that many times stronger than “beautiful” could ever be used to describe you.

815) Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember – it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

816) That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

817) Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

818) If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

819) How much did it cost? (What?) The surgery that made you so hot!

820) I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor … what say we tie up for the night?

821) Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

822) Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

823) Baicarumba…are those real?

824) You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candel at 10 paces.

825) Be unique and different, just say yes.

826) Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

827) You wanna get jiggy with Mr. Biggy?

828) You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!

829) I’ve got the body of a chippendale,…. he’s buried under the patio at home.

830) Your arse is like a basketball, mind if I dribble all over it?

831)Hey lady, let me slay you with my sword of luurve.

832) If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

833) I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

834) You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

835) Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

836) I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

837) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

838) The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.

839) I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.

840) Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

841) I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

842) If I judged you on a 1 to 10 scale, I’d give you a ‘9.9′. It would be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

843) Hi, my name is (your name), and you can tell me yours when you catch your breath.

844) Hi there, do you live on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise cocks!!

845) Have you ever been kissed on the navel? Yes! From the inside?

846) Wanna sit down? Here let me clear off a spot for you to sit. (while wiping of your mouth with your hand)

847) Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

848) Lets stand toe to toe and get something straight between us!

849) Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!

850) Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job? no, what are you doing for lunch tomorrow?

851) Are you a model?

852) I’d buy my way into your heart if I thought it had a price.

853) You’re like a championship bass, I don’t know if I should mount you or eat you.

854) Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.

855) You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

856) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.

857) I’m a stud muffin baby, why don’t you take a bite?

858) If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.

859) I bet you’re tired of hearing chat up lines, when words can’t be compared or express the true nature of your beauty!

860) I think you’re the light at the end of my tunnel.

861) I would crawl naked in the cold rain, on broken glass, just to hear you speak over the telephone!

862) So do ya wanna see something really swell?

863) You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I’m 30.

864) When does your centerfold come out.

865) Your daddy must of been a drug dealer ’cause you’re dope.

866) You’re so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.

867) How about you sit on my lap and we’ll straighten things out

868) Pardon me, I don’t mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin’ the country if you’re packin’ that much ass.

869) If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

870) You’re like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can’t stop you!

871) Hey baby lets play army I’ll lay down you can blow me up.

872) [You] Here are my keys [Other] Why? [You] Here’s the key to my house, my car,…and my heart.

873) Baby I’m like milk, I’ll do your body good.

874) Hey baby, wanna get lucky?

875) My hands are cold, can I put them in your bra to warm up?

876) Fancy a Pizza and a shag? NO! Why, don’t you like Pizza?

877) You had better direct that beauty and femininity somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.

878) I’m like Domino’s Pizza, if you don’t come in 30 minutes the next one is free…

879) Can I tickle your belly button? From the inside.

880) Why are you going, when you could be coming?

881) What time do you have to be back in heaven?

882) I’m easy. Are you?

883) All the other girls are just rough Drafts …. but i think you are the FINAL COPY!!

884) How would you like to spend the night looking at my bedroom ceiling?

885) [Regard her outfit] Gee, that’s becoming on you, if you wore me, I’d be coming on you too.

886) Hey, that’s a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

887) I think that your attractive and simply amazing from what I’ve seen so far. Can I get your number and meet your personality.

888) My name’s………….. but you can call me “lover.”

889) Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

890) You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

891) I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

892) If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would chose winning the lottery…but it would be close…real close…

893) Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.

894) Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

895) Excuse me Didn’t I meet you at the party my friends threw for me when I won the lottery?

896) Can I buy you your last drink? Why is it going to be my last drink? Cause after that, I am taking you home.

897) Is that a fox on your shoulder, or am I seeing double?

898) Now, you have tried the, rest, time for Simply the Best.

899) They call me summer, I’m a long time cumming, but when I cum I’m HOT.

900) Were they expensive? What? Those diamonds for eyes!