901) If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
902) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
903) How are you getting home? Well bend over and I’ll drive you home!
904) If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
905) You don’t know me but I dreamt about you last night
906) Here, you look a bit tired, let me breathe for you.
907) If i flip a coin and it lands heads, i call you, if it lands tails, you call me!
908) Tonight, you know you will be sitting on your bed and you will be holding your pillow close to your chest and wish it were me pressing against your chest.
909) I am conducting a feel test on how many women have pierced nipples.
910) I have a two-minute recovery time.
911) What time do you get off and how?
912) I’ve lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it?
913) See these keys? Ya like em? I wish I had the one to your heart.
914) Inheriting eighty million pounds doesn’t mean much when you are single and have a weak heart!
915) It’s 50 % chance that we have sex tonight. What! I want to, do you?
916) Hi, I have been watching you dance over there for a while now, and to be honest, your terrible, let me buy you a drink and we can talk about it.
917) I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I am the only one talking to you.
918) Can I bite your bottom lip?
919) Okay, here’s a question for you: What do you get when you have an extremely hot guy and a drooling girl? Give up? You and me.
920) I bet your name is Jesus, because you look like you came from heaven!
921)
922) Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful — hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
923) I’d give you my heart, but you’ve already taken it.
924) You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
925) All my life, I imagined exactly what the girl of my dreams would look like, and it seems I made a mistake. I thought your eyes would be blue.
926) Do you have a quarter? I told my boyfriend I’d call him when I found someone better.
927) Stand still so I can pick you up!
928) I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don’t need it after all.
929) Hey! I suffer from amnesia! Do I come here often?
930) I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
931) Your spinal cord intrigues me.
932) I’d take you home, but my landlord doesn’t allow pets.
933) I know a fun way to share gum — wanna try it?
934) With my looks and your credit card, we could go places.
935) I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
936) YOU HAVE OVER 200 BONES IN UR BODY WOULD U LIKE ONE MORE?
937) We’ve got a lot in common, ‘cept you have your phone number and I don’t.
938) My friends call me Disney, ’cause I can make all your dreams come true.
939) You seem like a sweet person. Mind if I lick you to make sure?
940) Don’t look! I’m staring at you.
941) You’re so beautiful you make me wish I was straight.
942) If we were fractions, I’m sure we’d be improper.
943) Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
944) My pants are big enough for the both of us. Wanna jump in?
945) I just found $100 in my pocket. Want to help me spend it?
946) What part of my destiny did you say you were from again?
947) If I ever get a life, will you share it with me?
948) Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
949) The voices in my head are telling me to blow in your ear, but I told them I had to ask first. So, how about it?
950) I’m holding auditions for my Prince Charming. Would you like to apply?
951) You must be a fish because you looklike an excellent catch.
952) I’ll be your cholesterol, just to find a way into your heart.
953) I’m doing a survey on bad pickup lines. Can you tell me what you think of this one?
954) As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
955) I’m writing a phone book. Can I have your number?
956) Somebody call the police coz she has stole my heart
957) I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with yours?
958) Keep staring, sugar. I might do a trick.
959) Those pants look weird on you. I think you should take them off.
960) Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
961) If beauty was an olympic sport you’d get gold
962) If you were booze, I’d want to die of liver failure.
963) Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
964) Do you sleep on your back or front? if she answers back say oh thats good, can i sleep on your front tonight. If she answers front say thats a shame i wanted to sleep on you front.
965) Hey I am doing a survey on how many single women there are in this place, are u single?
966) Hi, I just thought I’d give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Okay, now say no!
967) Are you a dessert menu? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sinful.
968) (give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you’re ready.
969) Did your ears pop when you fell from Heaven?
970) I need someone to hold at night. Are you free?
971) I like hot girls, and you just happen to be a hot girl. What a coincidence!
972) My phone number’s too long — can I have yours?
973) Hey! You just touched me — now you gotta take me home!
974) If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
975) If you don’t like what I’m wearing, feel free to undress me.
976) You look like my fourth boyfriend. And I’ve only had three.
977) Pack a lunch, baby, ’cause this ain’t no five-minute affair!
978) You must be this tall to give me your phone number.
979) The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
980) I would ask you out, but pushing you down and laughing would be funnier.
981) Every minute you don’t give me your phone number, God kills a kitten. Please — think of the kitties.
982) I got a problem: If one train’s coming from the east at 90 mph, and another one’s coming from the south at 84 mph, how long will it take for me to get you to go out with me?
983) You’re so fine you make Halle Berry look like Barry White.
984) It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
985) I just got some new springs for my car — wanna test them out?
986) I am new in town, cud u giv me directions to ur house
987) To the world your just one person, but to me you are the world.
988) If i got you into my bed even a mouse wouldnt be able to squeek as fast as the springs
989) Are those new trousers??? Can i test the zipper?
990) I am going to go downstairs later to find some hotties. Would you like to go downstairs so we could find you?
991) I had a dream about football and i “scored” but i reolised it was with you.
992) If you see a fat man in a red suit and he grabz you and puts you in a big red bag dont worry its just Santa. I told him what I want for xmas
993) I love what your wearing but it looks better on my bedroom floor
994) If i was a tear , i would want to be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die clasped to your lips
995) Hey Cutie. No, not you, but your body.
996) Whats the largest export of Brazil ? Coffe! yeh! sure ur place or mine?
997) I have a magic watch that tells me what colour panties ur wearing….*look at watch* oh, ur not wearing any! (yea i am) hang on, its 10 minutes fast
998) I feel like richard gere standing next to you the pretty woman!
999) Walk up 2 a girl, take an ice cube out of your drink, throw it on the floor and stamp on it. when she looks confused say well that breaks the ice. Hi my name is ….?
1000) Your boyfriend/girlfriend has got to be the luckiest person in the world. But, are you happy? Call me.
1001) I love you (name of girl) i love every bone in your body especialy mine
